What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:16

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
After a few moments he returns.
Avalanche Signs Nelson - NHL.com
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Young researcher’s ALS attack plan is now a no-go - Harvard Gazette
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.